My dog turns TWO TODAY!

Watch out folks, the terrorizer turns TWO TODAY!  It's hard to believe I have a two year old.  I'm sure it's even weirder for my parents to have a 26 year old.  Thank heavens you only get older a year at a time.  More has happened in these past two years, than has happened in my entire life.  So here's hoping things are a little less eventful in the years to come.  That'd be great.

Besides pooping and peeing all over the place, my kid can be pretty darn cute.  She is getting the hang of talking.  "Oh NO!" is probably my favorite thing she says, along with "wuv you," and "ohhh boy!"  Ok, so basically anything she says is adorable.  Her favorite thing to do is have us chase her through the house.  We generally hide and scare her,just to see how fast she runs.  We may have a sprinter on our hands but looking at the Ward and the Richman genes, I'd say that's pretty much impossible.  But maybe the odds will be in her favor.  However, I can guarantee she will be a dancer.  Her little tap shoes are her most favorite thing, and her wicked awesome dance moves can stop anyone in their tracks.  Yup...America's Got Talent, here we come!

She keeps us laughing, even through the frustration of her horrible listening skills.  Hopefully those improve over time.  I won't hold my breath though.  For her Birthday we are going to attempt to take her to the movie "Trolls."  She will be securely locked in her car seat the entire time, and I am packing enough fruit snacks to keep her mouth full if she starts whining.  I am hopeful it will go 85% as planned.  I'm sure I'll have some wild story after the night is through, so to be continued.....

Happy Birthday Kyla!  Thanks for finding us and teaching us a ridiculous amount of patience.